May 2013
48 posts
swagchat:
galaxys4:
swagchat:
what type of music do chiropractors listen to
shut the HELL up
hip-pop
jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
nialurs:
game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zackisontumblr:
when i see a cute boy
necrophilofthefuture:
most relatable marina tweets
tardisheart:
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
foreveralone-lyguy:
Are you html code? Because I’d like to put you on top of my </body>
“There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just...”
– Lemony Snicket (via swimmingpoolforants)
machokeonmydick:
*makes a sim of me* *makes a sim of u*
not-so-little-cal:
an-egg:
not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people
sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
ungothic:
have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it
brenodnurie:
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
“I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me...”
– Neil Gaiman (via teethmark)
thelilnan:
stickittothemandria:
dampsandwich:
why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!
only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base
I finally understand dubstep
Les Miserables in 5 seconds
fiftysecondandbroadway:
illkim:
I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
“the first word I teach my daughter will be “no”
she will sing it to me and...”
– The First Word I Teach My Daughter (via girl-violence)
mokou:
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
laughingstation:
i hope you accidentally jump down a ledge in pokemon and you have to go through grass to get back up
omnivert:
mydemisee:
[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT DOING CUTE THINGS WITH YOU]
[CUTELY THINKS ABOUT DOING AGGRESSIVE THINGS WITH YOU]
what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
